I was out in the sun (for the first time in months, by the way) and I looked down at my hands. My hands were white as snow. Then I saw my hair. It was black as ebony. I realized I had a tube of lip stuffs that was red as the rose. And then I thought about my friends, namely the fact that most of them are male and shorter than me. I am Snow White. And paler than my mother for the first time in years. Lord help me.